iPhone therefore iTool

Annoyedi love the new meme of “the iphone costs 2,000 dollars because of the calling plan”
Annoyedsrsly, fuck the internerds
Surlyyeah
Surlyso if we amortize cell phone costs over two years as the metric
Surlythen really, it barely costs more than any other phone
Annoyedyup
Surlyfucking intertarded
Annoyedlike, i wonder how these people buy anything
Annoyedor rent
SurlyThe iPhone has melted the bits of the brain that DIGG hadn’t already consumed
Surlyor breathe
Annoyed“I would get an apartment, but over a year it’s going to cost me 7,200 dollars a year.”
Annoyed“i might as well just live in a busstop”
Annoyed“it’s cheaper”
Surlyheh
Surlyyeah, it’s fucking weird