Fonts are just my type of thing

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More than any political issue, I will vote for the candidate that decress that double-spaces after periods and colons are anti-american and give aid and comfort to our enemies
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we don’t fucking used monospaced fonts. It’s not goddamn necessary.
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I’d twitter this, but I work with some commie-terrarist-double-spacing-traitors
Annoyed
You type guys are weird.
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Don’t make me kill you too when the revolution comes
Annoyed
The revolution of what? Obsessive font nerds who are angry about the way that every normal person in the world types?
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goddammit. FIRST AGAINST THE WALL!
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it’s only “normal” because a billion y ears ago, people used typewriters that didn’t use proportionally spaced typefaces
Annoyed
Are you saying this thing on my lap isn’t a typewriter?
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That’s what I’m saying.
Annoyed
Bananaphone.
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iSolitaire for iPhone rocks ass